In this coming season, are you more likely to…

1. Macklemore

2. Mackleless

3. Mackleabout-the-same-amount

Whiskey

emptyhandedpoet:

His mind swims through these tiled floors,
Anguish is written in each line of his exhausted face.
Science has just assassinated God.
And all his angels stand before his corpse in awe.
None of them knew that the cruel bastard could be killed.
Though they all of them wished it with fervent…

I didn’t sign up for this.

I want to get out.

consulting-tomato:

sneakyfeets:

douboolejoeseven:

MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER

i dont get it

Its a science thing

(Source: doublejoesevendeactivated)

i just found the best picture ever

felisvulpes:

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

timechangegirl:

Twilight At Itako
1930
Kawase Hasui , (Japanese, 1883 - 1957) 

(Source: piyox22)

(Source: quariankhajiit)

ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

(Source: seasonalweasel)

themaninthegreenshirt:

the graduate

linhfish:

conceptual self portrait (ink on post-it notes)

(Source: tetraghost)

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